January 2011
6 posts
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its kind of funny when you write out job like that (i did it out of pure excitement), it looks like a combination of boobs and BJ. will i ever grow up? hah
i start work at the grady teen clinic and jane fonda reseach center tomorrow! here is the job description hooray hooray. now i just have to figure out summer plans and how to manage my responsibilities slash stress levels…
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"how was your weekend?"
“great! i, uh, went skeet shooting.”
as my friend elizabeth said “meanwhile, that gun is way too southern comfort for my tastes and you look ready to defend your second amendment rights! scary.” word, elizabeth. word.
dora said “omg brings me back to your sarah palin days” and hahaha i couldn’t agree more.
i’m lucky enough to have friends that...
grandma kim is the best kitty ever especially...
and i thought starbucks was for coffee
4 large men just walked into starbucks. this was their conversation, verbatim.
man 1 “there are no cookies here!” man 2-4 “wtf.” man 3 “do you have the cookies with the frosting on them?” check out lady “no sir.” man 2 “i want some of the bear cookies.” check out lady “sorry sir, we don’t have any.” man 4...